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j26terry:

lifeasmeknowit:

j26terry:

just when I thought you’d leave tumblr and nw you’re hereeee welcome welcome lifeasmeknowit 

Loooookkk, beautiful moon in the sky! *avoiding awkward virtual hugs*

i hate u, u left for almost a year i ahte u

I’m always in ur heart, bby. don’t you ever forget that.


this gif is for lifeasmeknowit 

drinking-some-water:

LMAO!


SO YOU KNOW HOW I FOUND AN ILLUSTRATION THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ROBERT DOWNEY JR IN MY HISTORY TEXT BOOK A FEW MONTHS BACK. 

geoface:

WELL FUCK THAT, IT ACTUALLY IS RDJ.

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I THOUGHT IT JUST LOOKED A LOT LIKE HIM BY SOME WEIRD COINCIDENCE.

SCRATCH THAT. ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR WAS DRAWN IN MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK ON MEDICINE AND PUBLIC HEALTH THROUGH THE AGES.



I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon. 

  • Amazon Customer Service Rep:  Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
  • Me:  I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
  • Amazon Customer Service Rep:  I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl. 

He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.


herochan:

IRON-man! - by Clarina Gonzales
 
Twitter || deviantART || Tumblr
(Created & submitted by psychedelische)

herochan:

IRON-man! - by Clarina Gonzales

Twitter || deviantART || Tumblr

(Created & submitted by psychedelische)



pimpcane:

DJ VOLDY IN DA HOUSE!!!

pimpcane:

DJ VOLDY IN DA HOUSE!!!


Party Quirks 

fyeahcolinandryan:

Ryan - “Was that lit?”

Colin - “Oh yeah, it was!”

Colin - “It would have been better if your head burst into flames!”